wontbefixed:

You mean you don’t want to stay and help the Winchesters save the human race?

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Oh, you know me. I’d love to help save the day but I’m preoccupied with you at the present time. 

wontbefixed:

That sounds like you’re trying to get me to run away with you.

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Well I was under the impression that given the circumstances you would take the opportunity and get out while you still can.

wontbefixed:

Better to save them for a last resort, I think.

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Where’s your first resort? Italy? I did promise I’d take you there someday. 

rustedimpala:

Then leave.

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If we are playing this pathetic game, I was here first and I will no doubt last longer than you.

rustedimpala:

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Today was a good day. 

I’d hate to ruin it.

wontbefixed:

This damn Croatoan virus— can’t a girl get anyone good to eat around here?

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You could always opt to eat your friends, besides they’ll only get infected and die. It would be more logical to kill them now as you wouldn’t have to watch them suffer through the terrible pain that is to come. 

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Place: Salvatore Boarding House

Time: Sunday/ Wednesday

Characters: Niklaus Mikaelson & Dean Winchester

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oh—warriorprincess:

If you think I’ll actually take the cure, when my brother can’t, then you’re beyond delusional.

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I’ll get the cure. But it won’t be for you. Or for me.

You will be taking the cure, willingly or not.

You will get the cure and bring it to me or you can watch me kill your brother, friends, you know how it goes.

oh—warriorprincess:

You have no idea what my brother does or doesn’t have.

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There’s only one Gilbert getting the cure and that’s you. Given the choice of curing someone for the sake of humanity or for the sake of me being able to create hybrids - I go hybrid every time.

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